Band-Aids Are Magic
Some say he can draw and color. His wife says he's been right at least five times since she's known him. His kids say he's against fairness and equality. His dog is thrilled every time he makes an entrance. Everyone says he's a dad.
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
The Battle
My process:
Observation. Hmmm... Write. Rewrite. Arrgh. Walk. Observation. Rewrite. Arrgh! Observation. Hmmm... Write. Rewrite. Arrgh. Walk. Observation. Rewrite. Observation. Hmmm... Write. Rewrite. Arrgh. Walk. Observation. Rewrite. Arrgh! Observation. Hmmm... Write. Rewrite. Arrgh. Walk. Observation. Rewrite. Observation. Hmmm... Write. Rewrite. Arrgh. Walk. Observation. Rewrite. Arrgh! Observation. Hmmm... Write. Rewrite. Arrgh. Walk. Observation. Rewrite.
Friday, June 1, 2012
An Exasperated Daughter's Letter and a Grumpy Fathers' Response
I know that you have addressed a problem my dear sister and I seem to have. You have said often that we have not put our brains to good use, and even provided excellent examples of occasions where we have blundered hopelessly, and at the expense of others. I am writing this letter in the hope that I may convince you otherwise, and intend to address several situations that you have brought to my attention. As they say in detective novels, all is not as it seems.
I humbly apologize for causing such infernal and unceasing aggravation on your part. I own but two pairs of blue jeans, and they are costly. I surmised yesterday that using pants that were ripped and bought for only seven dollars on clearance, however recently, would bring less retribution than my more expensive clothing. I suppose, in retrospect, that sweatpants, while less comfortable in the heat of the day, would have been a wiser choice for lessening the aggravation of my beloved and much-tried father, whose patience is not limitless.
I also find the arrangement of purchasing my own clothes to completely acceptable. In fact, I had assumed until now that as soon as I find employment, I would be left to my own devices in this matter. I would be happy to use my own income to provide for myself, as that will be what I am expected to do in the future as an adult.
I would also humbly beg your pardon for situation involving not one, but several soiled blankets that my sister and I had assumed needed washing. In the past, when doing a clean sweep of the house, we had picked up blankets that our dogs had lain on and added them to the considerable pile of dirtied laundry in the hall, generally because laundry was already being tended to in the washer, and we dared not disturb its sacred cycle. Such was the case with one soiled red blanket that had been taken out of doors a week or so previously by myself.
Mother did suggest that I add this, and several other blankets, to a hamper until such a time as the more prioritized laundry had been tended to. At such a time, I would then be free to wash these articles. I can assure you, however, that I have maintained every intention of tending these tedious insulators in due course. (In fact, I must admit that I had thought my good mother had already done so, for though I wish to lighten her burden, she does take on so much voluntarily before one can jump in to stop her.)
I do apologize also for myself and my sister’s apparent annoyance at your correction. We try our best to maintain looks of appropriate abashedness at all times, or at least vaguely blank expressions. You see, with all the above mentioned thoughts and responses galloping through our heads, we find it difficult to accept criticism and wish only to explain ourselves. However, we often fear that doing so, even in the most respectful way, would only increase your anger. We fear for your health as well; at your (forgive me) somewhat advanced age, getting so wound up could result in dire consequences, and we would rather have you alive and shouting, than quite dead and silent.
I sincerely hope that a better mode of communication of our reasoning can be established. However, in all my sixteen years one has not been reached, so my hopes are not high. I can only plod along as best I can, do what is asked of me, and hope—pray—that I have done it in a manner that pleases you and my dear mother.
Until you discover my next fault or stumble upon some new scrape of mine, please consider me to be, my dear father, very sincerely yours.
Ladies,
The afore mentioned email has much merit. I admit I struggle desperatly to control my ill temper. When it flares I breathe fire and brimstone to my hapless damsels. However, in my own defense the rants are far fewer and less severe then in years past.
One point of order I would like you to reconsider. I do not think nor have I ever entertained the notion that you or your darling sister are in any way stupid or lacking in intellectual prowess. You both are very bright. Ask anyone, I implore you, ask!
I apologize for exasperating you with my annoyance at what I perceive as tasks that are poorly executed or entirely left undone. If my attitude effuses contempt for you then I am truly sorry. My highest hope is to build you up and not destroy you. My loathing is certainly not for you but for a shoddy effort. I recognize I too make mistakes and at times consequence is a mighty antagonist. I see now that I should extend more grace and curb my roaring ire.
Expectations for you both are high because I see an abundance of talent and intelligence that springs from within you dear daughters. Gifts from our heavenly Father. However, long experience has taught me, excellence without proportional self discipline is a vapor. Guidance while in one's formative years to anyone is a treasure. I received too little when I was young. As a result my foundation is cracked. However, your foundations were laid with a cornerstone of love and admiration.
Finally, I love you ladies with such deep affection that mere words clank like a cracked bell. My passion for your dreams and the impact you will leave is boundless.
Your ever faithful,
Grumpy Daddy
Monday, May 28, 2012
Memorial Day
The Bivouac of the Dead
by Theodore O'Hara-1847
The muffled drum's sad roll has beat
The soldier's last tattoo;
No more on Life's parade shall meet
That brave and fallen few.
On fame's eternal camping ground
Their silent tents to spread,
And glory guards, with solemn round
The bivouac of the dead.
No rumor of the foe's advance
Now swells upon the wind;
Nor troubled thought at midnight haunts
Of loved ones left behind;
No vision of the morrow's strife
The warrior's dreams alarms;
No braying horn or screaming fife
At dawn shall call to arms.
Now swells upon the wind;
Nor troubled thought at midnight haunts
Of loved ones left behind;
No vision of the morrow's strife
The warrior's dreams alarms;
No braying horn or screaming fife
At dawn shall call to arms.
Their shriveled swords are red with rust,
Their plumed heads are bowed,
Their haughty banner, trailed in dust,
Is now their martial shroud.
And plenteous funeral tears have washed
The red stains from each brow,
And the proud forms, by battle gashed
Are free from anguish now.
The neighing troop, the flashing blade,
The bugle's stirring blast,
The charge, the dreadful cannonade,
The din and shout, are past;
Nor war's wild note, nor glory's peal
Shall thrill with fierce delight
Those breasts that nevermore may feel
The rapture of the fight.
The bugle's stirring blast,
The charge, the dreadful cannonade,
The din and shout, are past;
Nor war's wild note, nor glory's peal
Shall thrill with fierce delight
Those breasts that nevermore may feel
The rapture of the fight.
Like the fierce Northern hurricane
That sweeps the great plateau,
Flushed with triumph, yet to gain,
Come down the serried foe,
Who heard the thunder of the fray
Break o'er the field beneath,
Knew the watchword of the day
Was "Victory or death!"
O'er all that stricken plain,
For never fiercer fight had waged
The vengeful blood of Spain;
And still the storm of battle blew,
Still swelled the glory tide;
Not long, our stout old Chieftain knew,
Such odds his strength could bide.
Twas in that hour his stern command
Called to a martyr's grave
The flower of his beloved land,
The nation's flag to save.
By rivers of their father's gore
His first-born laurels grew,
And well he deemed the sons would pour
Their lives for glory too.
For many a mother's breath has swept
O'er Angostura's plain --
And long the pitying sky has wept
Above its moldered slain.
The raven's scream, or eagle's flight,
Or shepherd's pensive lay,
Alone awakes each sullen height
That frowned o'er that dread fray.
The raven's scream, or eagle's flight,
Or shepherd's pensive lay,
Alone awakes each sullen height
That frowned o'er that dread fray.
Sons of the Dark and Bloody Ground
Ye must not slumber there,
Where stranger steps and tongues resound
Along the heedless air.
Your own proud land's heroic soil
Shall be your fitter grave;
She claims from war his richest spoil --
The ashes of her brave.
Ye must not slumber there,
Where stranger steps and tongues resound
Along the heedless air.
Your own proud land's heroic soil
Shall be your fitter grave;
She claims from war his richest spoil --
The ashes of her brave.
Thus 'neath their parent turf they rest,
Far from the gory field,
Borne to a Spartan mother's breast
On many a bloody shield;
The sunshine of their native sky
Smiles sadly on them here,
And kindred eyes and hearts watch by
The heroes sepulcher.
Rest on embalmed and sainted dead!
Dear as the blood ye gave;
No impious footstep here shall tread
The herbage of your grave;
Nor shall your glory be forgot
While Fame her record keeps,
For honor points the hallowed spot
Where valor proudly sleeps.
Dear as the blood ye gave;
No impious footstep here shall tread
The herbage of your grave;
Nor shall your glory be forgot
While Fame her record keeps,
For honor points the hallowed spot
Where valor proudly sleeps.
Yon marble minstrel's voiceless stone
In deathless song shall tell,
When many a vanquished ago has flown,
The story how ye fell;
Nor wreck, nor change, nor winter's blight,
Nor time's remorseless doom,
Can dim one ray of glory's light
That gilds your deathless tomb.
In deathless song shall tell,
When many a vanquished ago has flown,
The story how ye fell;
Nor wreck, nor change, nor winter's blight,
Nor time's remorseless doom,
Can dim one ray of glory's light
That gilds your deathless tomb.
Monday, May 21, 2012
It's Been a While...
It's been a while since my last blog post. I've just been "busy." It's more of the same rush here to rush there nothing earth shattering. Then before I knew it it's now the middle of the year and I have neglected blogging. My blog is kinda like a dusty old journal I'll leave behind to a very small group of people who know me best. I want to live a full life, embrace as much as possible and share the experience with my family. This blog is about that.
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